coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs

coochieness is looking good today

coochieness by koomayne September 23, 2009

Doucheness 

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness 

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Douchiness 

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

Douchiness by chad-o February 21, 2009

doucheness 

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007

poochieness 

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

poochieness by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

douchiness 

Of or pertaining to characteristics of a douche.

The level of douchiness is unparalleled, what is with those rims?

douchiness by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012