poochieness

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

Poochi

When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

poochies

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016

poochy

He died on the way back to his home planet.

It's the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochy show!

by Matt Dow April 14, 2005

poochie

a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".

"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"

by kayboogs June 12, 2014

Poochie

An endearing term for a woman who is pretty or beautiful in personality and otherwise, usually between close friends, family, or couples.

You seen Poochie?, I really miss her!

by ThatGirrl January 13, 2013

poochie

a slang term used by men to call their women. Used as a "pet name" towards their girlfriends,wives,or just girls in general.

poochie get me the phone
poochie you are my one and only love!

by tyraaaaa October 20, 2009