What peta and kyle like to tell each other they have when their gargling each other's balls.
Kyle: You want me to gargle your sac? Then say I have a donkey dick.
Peta:Oh yeah. I'm a fag and you havea big ass donkey dick!
a person who you know sucks cock but doesn't want to admitt it
"shut up you donkey dick"
by Sh3 Wh0 KnOwS All January 19, 2009
(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.
"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."
by Ulvblod ov Fenrir September 20, 2008
This term is used by some Rednecks, referring to Summer Sausage
Hey Duane! Cut up that donkey dick, so we can eat!
by Matt Whiteside January 16, 2008
A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.
Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.
by Mentally Guitarded March 21, 2006
those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.
check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.
by NateHam September 06, 2005
To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.
Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.
by gameoverDude August 03, 2005

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