A Donkey is a slang word for someone from Guernsey in the British Channel Islands.
"Donkeys" is often shouted in good sport at local inter-insular (inter-island) sports matches against Jersey. People from Jersey are called Crapauds.
by The one and only Guern February 04, 2010
A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.
Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.
by donkeyandsheepchick January 01, 2015
The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.
This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.
by MI10 September 15, 2011
Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!
Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???
by purevibes January 31, 2011
A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!
I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull
by amcoolasferk. January 11, 2011
Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!
Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
by Timmyisadonkey May 14, 2010
To be stupid or ridiculous; not worth listening to.
Ignorant people are so donkey.
by MELISSEUS February 03, 2010

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