Donkey

A retarded horse.

All donkeys are retarded, I mean look at them!

by YGproductions July 30, 2016

Donkey

A term used to describe one who can be an ass, but also a shark. Not as endowed as a horse, but come a close second of course. A playful and sarcastic individual - stands out but can take the bull by its horns. A poker shark, and out until dark.

That silly Donkey is suck an ass for taking all my poker chips, but he definitely played a good game.

by Canadian donkey riding princes July 7, 2009

Donkey

Any cream based alcoholic drink

Sweetie do you fancy a cheeky donkey tonight?

by lalaworld69 March 6, 2010

Donkey

When you are doing a girl from behind, you simultaneously pull her hair and stick your dick in her ass, producing a comination of sounds akin to a donkey.
Hair: Hee
Ass: Haw

"She thought we were making love until I gave her a donkey"

by BDS February 1, 2005

Donkey

BETTER THAN HORSES WILL EVER BE. Donkeys are horses on steroids. #heehawgangforlife

Guy 1: What do you think is better a horse or a donkey?
Guy 2: Horse!
Guy 3: Guy 2... This is why you're failing all of your classes.
Guy4: HEE HAW GANG FOR LIFE

by thatonekid420heehaw January 16, 2023

Donkey

The donkey according to..
Wikipedia: is a domesticated member of the horse family, Equidae.
Also Wikipedia: The Ass
The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African 👏 wild 👏 ass 👏, E. africanus.

Gordon Ramsay: You fucking donkey
As known as: You fucking ass
The contestant: *surprised pikachu's face*
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That guy is such an E. africanus; he gave his friend who was about to take an exam a pen with ink gradually decolorizing...
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Some horny teenager: Damn girl you've got a nice donkey ;)
Some Instagram girl: Excuse me???
Him: *show the Wikipedia*
Her: oh... thanks :)
*Block*
Him:
: )
:')
Lesson: Go to horny jail.

by weewoowhoweewoo April 21, 2021

Donkey

If someone calls you a “donkey” it means that u made a frank outta ya self or you look dumb

Tyrone your a donkey 1+1=2 not 3

by Jay Staccs November 13, 2020