Don Juan Dot Com 

A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.

Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.

Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!

Don Juan Dot Com by Gregory J Williams January 4, 2009

don juan de la douche 

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

don juan de la douche by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008

don juan 

A Great Lover. A Great Friend. A man that gave many women sexual gratification.

Sometimes people call friends or people who are smooth with ladies Don Juan.

That jon, he's such a don juan.

don juan by Jon M. S. July 20, 2003

Don Juan 

Don Juan- A "Lady Killer" as they say. Meaning a bro who is very good with the ladies.

Person #1: "Dude, check out that Don Juan over there...He's totally killin' it with those chicks."

Person #2: "Oh yeah, thats Jacob."

Don Juan by asink July 20, 2009

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

Don Juan's Love Hole by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

Wawa Don Juan 

A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.

Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.

Wawa Don Juan by boonviller October 11, 2022

don juan 

Legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to Hell for refusing to give up his lustful ways.

The modern version of a Don Juan would be a pimp or a playa.

don juan by kid August 26, 2003