guy: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have to consider it my duty to warn you that at parties, my father can sometimes get carried away and become aDon Juan.
Emily (shrieking): What? Are you serious? As a Venusian, I would like to know how your mother would handle such a situation.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides you are welcome to ask my old lady that question, but not at tomorrow's party though; otherwise you'd be committing what in my family is called lol a party foul.
Emily: well, in that case I will watch your father's behavior carefully throughout tomorrow's party, and later in the week ask your mom about it, and then decide for myself whether your father is a true Don Juan or not, but for now, lol, please stop hitting the sauce when it comes to talking about your dad. He is after all your dad.
Carl: to the victor go the spoils then.
don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.
the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13