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DON'T: blah is something that many people hate, but some others like.

DO: blah is shit.

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Urban Dictionary DON'Ts.

Dontstickituptherobia

deep rooted fear of bending over in public
I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.

Dontstirmumpthing 

A dontstirmumpthing is a concept, meaning, feeling, sensation, sight, sound, or other kind of experience (the experience itself can be a dontstirmumpthing) which is not possible to experience while sober. Usually, they are extremely difficult, if not impossible, to convey via ordinary language. Generally, dontstirmumpthings (the plural) are experienced under the influence of psychedelic drugs.

The word dontstirmumpthing itself is a dontstirmumpthing.

Originally, it (likely) meant something far different. However, the experience of the word was undergone during a psychedelic state, and any meaning the word had was lost upon the return to sobriety.

However, the word was so interesting, unique, and generally excellent, that it was decided that the word would be applied to the very nature of the experience that spawned it.

The closest one can possibly come to describing it via the English language is this: The proper "spelling" of the word involves 3d letters, an increase in pitch and a change in the character of the sound on the "mump" syllable (which is not reproducible with a human mouth), and a series of cartoon thumbs (with green nails) animatedly pressing down on a surface on the letters m, u, m, and p.
Steve (shrooming(on six grams of cubes)): Hey Bob... I, err... (makes strange noises)
Bob (not shrooming): What was that, Bob?
Steve (shrooming(on six grams of cubes)): Oh... Uhh... Nevermind. Dontstirmumpthing. So intense. Doesn't matter. Ignore it.
Dontstirmumpthing by Xenoce December 20, 2006

dontsitonthetable 

Also known as (Millenium Mike) A phrase used to yell at losers who are sitting on pool tables. this can also be used prior to saying just about anything.
dontsitonthetable stealing all my jokes. Dontsitonthetable never happening
dontsitonthetable by Bumrush582 August 6, 2006

Dontshae 

A beautiful girl , fun to be around , she will cheer you up when you feeling down , very thick & curvy
Look at dontshae in that dress 😍
Dontshae by Dennlyn May 8, 2017