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don't touch me n***a, you do not exist 

A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.
Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*

Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

Me: *walks away sadly*
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Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

Don't touch me tall ass! 

When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

Don't touch me tall ass! 

Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

Don't touch me I'm Spanish 

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior
Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

Don't touch me you freak 

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

Ms. Don't Touch Me

A reference to a specific role in gay pornography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will masturbate on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him.

It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.
We need something else for this scene, something to fill up the negative space behind the daisy chain. See if the gaffer, Andy, will be a Ms. Don't Touch Me for an hour.

Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?