1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.
I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.
by Daywalker September 7, 2003
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The extreme opposite of a "don't want".
Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.
by Jorge Buitrago September 9, 2020
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Every Mexican family's machista tio, that reeks beer and tries to spit game at his own family members although he's married with kids. Disgusting old man
Wakala Don Juan is looking at us
by SweetSam June 5, 2017
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an imperial unit of macage named after the infamous don juan during the spanish colonization of mexico, or just the movie.

don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.

the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13
" that girl made me get up at least 75 Don Juans before she gave me her number"
by godless15 December 8, 2009
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A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.
Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.
by boonviller October 11, 2022
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A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.
Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.
by mavsfan January 29, 2008
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The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
by Sean Ochoa July 25, 2008
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