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When you attempt to enter the anus doggy style and she reels herhead back with a dolphin like "en en"
"I was going for the cornhole when she denied me with the DOLPHIN"
by Dagger May 08, 2003
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1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand
The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.
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Dude is that shark doing back-flips to showtunes?

Yeah, that one is the dolphin.
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Most likely the most intelligent of all animals, possibly including humans. These creatures relish in the fact that they can entertain the pitiful humans by jumping out of the water and hitting a ball with their nose. Personally I think that they're plotting a revolution.
If dolphins only had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.
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Any woman who has the ability ejaculate during orgasm to the point of squirting -- like a dophlin squirting water from it's blow hole.
Man, forget hunting cougars, I'd rather have a dolphin!

Cytheria is the most famous dolphin in the porn industry.

"Squirting 101" is a series of low-budget porn movies where frat geeks fingerbang a b-grade, pornstar, dolphin in an attempt to convince the public that they're really not geeks using the guise of educating guys on how to achieve this lofty goal.
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The ninjas of the sea nigga, the ninjas of the sea.
Derek: did you hear that noise bob?

Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?

Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!

Bob: say what!?!

Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.

Bob: that's straight up ninja!

Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!
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1. One of the most beautiful and fun-loving creatures of the sea. Dolphins are not only social and sweet, but possess an incredible intellect. It's always exciting when you spot a school of dolphins playfully leaping across the sea. It's as if they are popping up to say a quick hello to their friends on land. If your truly lucky, one day while sitting on the beach, you might catch a restless dolphin coming close to the beach to put on one flippin' flying fantastic show. It's one unforgettable moment, a true gift from nature.

2. Dolphins are also the beautiful PEOPLE in this world that share the same traits as the dolphins of the sea. They are friendly, fun-loving and playful. The kind of people others are drawn to and love to be around. Intelligent and insightful, it's simply part of their nature to treat people, from all walks of life, despite of social status, with equal kindness and respect. Just like sea Dolphins, they possess a hidden weapon, they can fight like warriors. So beware vicious predators never underestimate or threaten a dolphin, because they can take you out with a bite that makes a Great White attack look like a little nibble.
Did you see that Dolphin just leap 15 feet out of the water and do a full flip? Amazing how nature can sometimes leap out of nowhere and humble us. I love Dolphins.

He's is just like a dolphin, fun, playful, kind and really smart! Don't be a dick and try to take advantage of him or think he can be screw with, because if given reason, he can take you out quicker then a shark.
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