Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

Dolby's Itch by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021

Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch wh

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

Dolby's Itch by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021

st. dolly's foil

When someone pretends to know the definition of something and tries to submit it but gets rejected.

Burgess sure pulled a St. Dolly's Foil yesterday when Urban Dictionary rejected him for trying to define St. Dolly's Foil incorrectly.

st. dolly's foil by orthoelastic December 2, 2016

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory 

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Dalby's Law 

Events will occur at the most inconvenient times, similar to Murphy's Law.

While waiting for a phone call forever, if you hop in the shower, they will call... Dalby's Law

If expecting company, go to the bathroom and they will show up... Dalby's Law

The waiter will always ask for the order when you are on the phone... Dalby's Law

If you have been waiting for your food for a while, go to the bathroom and it will show up... Dalby's Law

Dalby's Law by Robert01 December 6, 2009

Dobby's sock 

A simple name for your cum sock.

Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.

Dobby's sock by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020

Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle

The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.

I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.

Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle by actionjackson450 June 23, 2019