Doing a Pip 

Doing a Pip is when an individual spends an unholy amount of money on unnecessary items like the complete fool they are

Person #1: Are you being cool, and sensible with your money?
Person #2: Naaaah mate, I'm Doing a Pip!

Doing a Pip by TotallyNotWill July 19, 2016

Doing a Pim 

Named after Australias 2010 World Cup manager, to do something that makes absolutely no sense to anyone other than yourself and that you refuse to give any explanation about.

or to disgrace/embarrass a nation

person one: why has our manager left our best players on the bench and refused to put even one striker on the field against one of the best teams in the world!

person two: his doing a pim .....

person one: what an absolute disgrace

Doing a Pim by ihatepim June 17, 2010

doing a pitfield 

committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn't make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.

any act of foolishness that you'd be embarrassed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.

running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as "doing a pitfield"

doing a pitfield by chris's mum November 11, 2008

Doing a pinky 

The act of deliberately telling a decent joke that would normally receive a simple ha or a small smile in order to test if a possible love interest is interested in you.
Word explanation
Before one is going in a bath he uses his pinky to check if the water is not too hot and safe to be sat in it. This act is called doing a pinky.

Rick: Yesterday I was doing a pinky on Emma.
Tom: And, did she laugh?
Rick: Yeah she was like ROFL-ing all over the place.
Tom: Dude, she totally wants the D man!

Doing a pinky by CutNracker December 31, 2016

Doing a pinky 

The act of deliberately telling a decent joke that normally would receive a simple ha or a mild smile in order to test if a love interest is also interested in the one telling the joke.
Word explanation
Before one is getting in a bath he utilises his pinky to check if the water isn't too hot in order to safely take place in the bath. This act is called doing a pinky

John: I did a pinky yesterday on Emma
Top: And, did she laugh?
John: Yeah man she was Lolling all over the place!
Tom: Dude, she totally wants the D man.
John: I don't know tho, but I'm sure as hell doing a pinky again on her.

Doing a pinky by CutNracker January 2, 2017