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Dogfucked 

to be totally fucked by someone or something and have no clue it's about to happen
Harry: "How was your day at work?"
Lloyd: " Ohh, it was terrible, i got dogfucked hard this time"
Dogfucked by jimmyholiday December 5, 2010

dogfaced 

A person, usually a man, who has just broken up with his mate. "He walks around dogfaced and hurt." (Tom Petty)- A woebegone soul, wandering lost, his face expressing his sadness.
He walks around dogfaced and hurt." (Tom Petty)
dogfaced by Polyxena1955 February 2, 2010

dogwalker 

A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs
-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!
dogwalker by nowaxxy22-MWM May 12, 2011

Dogwalker 

Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.
"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"

"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."

dogfacedgremlin 

one who resembles a gremlin; with the face of a dog
mikey p, you's a dogfacedgremlin!!
dogfacedgremlin by ryantorgerson November 12, 2009

Dogwalker 

Someone so ugly, they have to get a job working with dogs to look good
That girl is such a dogwalker, I can't believe she has a man.
There's a reason that DW lives off his parents...
Dogwalker by rerod October 4, 2011