by yella boy September 13, 2005
Dog head
A mask of some sort that is available for purchase from a fancy dress store or other such sordid establishment. It resembles a dog and is worn for the act of sex (violent, coprophillic or otherwise). The sexual craze of the "dog head shag" was started during the first decade of the twentieth first century by dog-head fanatic and frequent mule molester Maisie Jean Denning. Denning was obviously a sexual pervert due to her grandfather's illicit sexual activities with a painting of large lips in the Ikon Gallery Birmingham. Denning would attack men of all shapes and sizes and force them to wear the dog head mask. Then she would copulate with the poor victim whilst forcing him to woof and referring to him as "JJ" or "Flash".
Denning's dog head fetish was sparked by an incident on a bus whilst going past a fancy dress store that had a dog head mask in the window. And also because Denning loves big red dog.
A mask of some sort that is available for purchase from a fancy dress store or other such sordid establishment. It resembles a dog and is worn for the act of sex (violent, coprophillic or otherwise). The sexual craze of the "dog head shag" was started during the first decade of the twentieth first century by dog-head fanatic and frequent mule molester Maisie Jean Denning. Denning was obviously a sexual pervert due to her grandfather's illicit sexual activities with a painting of large lips in the Ikon Gallery Birmingham. Denning would attack men of all shapes and sizes and force them to wear the dog head mask. Then she would copulate with the poor victim whilst forcing him to woof and referring to him as "JJ" or "Flash".
Denning's dog head fetish was sparked by an incident on a bus whilst going past a fancy dress store that had a dog head mask in the window. And also because Denning loves big red dog.
"Put on that dog head and woof like JJ!"
"If only there were a dog head like Flash's... I would not have any problem climaxing then"
GIRL A. "Jeez... you're the best sex I've ever had! No ones ever done the dog head so well"
"Dear Deidre, I don't feel like I am pleasuring my wife anymore, please help. cum2quickchris."
"Dear cum2quickchris, why not try a dog head? Girls go wild for that nowadays"
"If only there were a dog head like Flash's... I would not have any problem climaxing then"
GIRL A. "Jeez... you're the best sex I've ever had! No ones ever done the dog head so well"
"Dear Deidre, I don't feel like I am pleasuring my wife anymore, please help. cum2quickchris."
"Dear cum2quickchris, why not try a dog head? Girls go wild for that nowadays"
by jewishladyfriend March 17, 2009
An individual, male or female, who is a chronic user of heroin. Usually associated with the droopy, basset hound facial features of a user.
by JackBandit69 March 10, 2009
Used to describe a male or female (usually female) who literally has the appeal and facial features of a dog. Hence the word dog-head.
who let that dog-head out.
by verbatim April 8, 2005
by WokeAF69 March 23, 2018
to be of great quality, top-notch. Stemming from the adjective "heady" when used to describe high-potency trees or weed. head dogs can also be other cool objects, but said with a cocky burnout tone.
hey guy, i picked up some head dogs. lets get lifted.
yo guy, those studded condoms were head dogs. biatch was screaming like a mofo
yo guy, those studded condoms were head dogs. biatch was screaming like a mofo
by blizzy blaze December 27, 2006
by Tad January 14, 2005