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When a dog falls asleep on you so peacefully that you can't bare to move them. So you are stuck in this position until they arise.
Sorry I couldn't leave the house yesterday I was dogflogged.

I really meant to get the housework done, honey. But I was dogflogged all afternoon.
by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

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