Slang term for a crab that got stuck in a portal hole with a hunch-backed lizard, hence the giant battle claws and eyes that see past the veil of reality
Make ready my ship captain! A dog264 lies 2 miles east!
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!