dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

dogstacles by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

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dogstacle

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

dogstacle by macpuppy July 26, 2010

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dogstacle

When a dog becomes an obstacle.

I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.

dogstacle by slimsalmon January 25, 2005

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dogstacle

A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

You: Dude! What happened to your face?
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.

dogstacle by AstroDoc July 18, 2009

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Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.

To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course

Dogstacle Course by Nordoc July 28, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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