dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

dogstacles by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

dogstacle 

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

dogstacle by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dogstacle 

When a dog becomes an obstacle.

I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.

dogstacle by slimsalmon January 25, 2005

dogstacle 

A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

You: Dude! What happened to your face?
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.

dogstacle by AstroDoc July 18, 2009

Dogstacle Course 

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.

To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course

Dogstacle Course by Nordoc July 28, 2025

Dogtacle Course 

The path through a group of sleeping dogs.

I had to negotiate the dogtacle course on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Dogtacle Course by Guardian301 January 5, 2019