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river dog 

A person who used to be part of a tight river rat community but who has been banished because they took too many dumps where they shouldn’t have and wolfed down too much food belonging to others when they weren’t looking.
That river dog is a serious goner, he even tried to hump my girlfriend’s leg while wearing this weird, blank canine look!
river dog by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

River Dog 

A turd which is let loose into a river due to the non-availability of a toilet.
"Oh man, we were out fishing on the boat the other day, and my dad dropped a monstrous River Dog into the Cumberland. There's no way he could have made it fifteen minutes back to the marina."
River Dog by Duane Johnson July 24, 2009

Fuck a dog in a river 

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.
Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

Reverse Dirty Dog Homicide 

When you puke and shit in a condom. Then you fuck a bitch with the condom while saying your ABC’s backwards. When your done dogging that bitch you shoot her in the head and then kill yourself.
Ben: Bro, I did my signature move on your mom last night. Its’s called the reverse dirty dog homicide.

Carson: Damn bro you a mad motherfucker!!!!!
Reverse Dirty Dog Homicide by CT OG February 22, 2018

Texas reverse chili dog 

A regular chili dog, where one releases fecal matter over breasts. Then straddles the receivers face and commences to roger the boo-bays, while getting a anal lick!
Down here in Texas we have our own chili dog! The Texas Reverse Chili Dog consists of taking a shit on ones boobs then having her lick your ass while you titty fuck her!
Texas reverse chili dog by BigC8in" November 10, 2010

Reverse downward dog 

Similar position of a reverse crunch. Allows maximum level of insertion AND engages your abdominals. This position is also for when you're feeling a little experimental and when you wanna work out.
Last night me and the homie tried reverse downward dog. Great cool down after hitting legs bro. Who needs to train abs when you can do the reverse downward dog!