dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as* 

fart

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as* by ditooooooooooooos April 4, 2022

pee the dog 

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

pee the dog by Telephony December 22, 2021

pee-wee the dog 

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

pee-wee the dog by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

peen dog 

peen dog is a dog

that is a nice peen dog

peen dog by add me at bbsmoke30 ps4 September 11, 2019

.dogpeen 

A discord command we all wish was real from time to time.

Man: ".woof"
Boy: ".dogpeen"
Man: "Wtf was that"
Boy: "I just wanted to try"

.dogpeen by Yea me too March 10, 2020