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Dog nuts 

A verb to describe usually an ugly person, usually male.
He thinks he is so hot but in reality he is dog nuts
Dog nuts by Agent Cyn January 25, 2018

dog nuts 

Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.

A crunchy treat.
Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.
dog nuts by scodder June 6, 2010

cheesin on these nuts dog 

hanging out with ur lax bros being high as fuck and drunk as shit playing zombies and listens to phish for more than 10 hours a day every day.
typical conversation for jon and liam. Yo, what you doing big smoke - jon. cheesin on these nuts dog, you no.
A word that is a misspelling of another word when what they actually mean is ‘doughnuts.’
Hey there, how about some dognuts?
dognuts by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2021

Dunkin' dognuts 

Canine tea bagging. Usually practiced by blue bloods who scoff at other dogs who dine on mere chow. If there is any doubt regarding dominance, the alpha wrestles the beta to the ground and dips his balls into his/her mouth. Owners usually appreciate the gesture, but cannot figure out why this does not usually pan out well at the work place.
Tick spent the night at Rex's house. After devouring lobster and crab the night before, a double-dog double-dump was in order the next morning. Afterwards, Tick was laying down in the grass...feeling satisfied. As alpha, Rex knew that only he should be happy and started dunkin' dognuts, while saying "eat THIS!!"