dog food gangsta

the mature reply when a dork tries to speak slang with you out of urban ignorance.

DORK: yeah, that be tight, dawg foo yawg gangsta!

YOU: Pardon me, did you just call me a dog food gangsta?

by Nikki November 4, 2004

Dog food shit

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

by Anthony Argiropoulos July 11, 2008

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The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.

There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

by the_elder April 26, 2009

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dog food ganstas

Ryguy and strongbad and maybe marzipan

Canned or dried we never die!

by Redlen September 25, 2004

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dog food face

dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.

"jesse mccartney you are a dog food face"

by spittlz May 12, 2005

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