Doesn't know dick about Richard 

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

Doesn't know dick about Richard by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011

doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).

You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

doesn't know his brass from his oboe by pentozali January 18, 2009

skadi doesn't know

A Dota 2 inside joke to troll those who get an Eye of Skadi, in reference to the song "Scottie Doesn't Know" from the 2004 movie Eurotrip.

(The Eye of Skadi is an item purchasable at the Main Shop, under Artifacts. However, it can only be completed with items from the Secret Shop. One Eye of Skadi grants a total of 725 health, 1.5 health regeneration, 3.57 armor, 25 attack speed, 525 mana, 1 mana regeneration, 1.79% spell damage and 25 attack damage.)

It is known to be a pretty bad item on most heroes and is situational at best.

Usually spamming "Skadi doesn't know" until a correct response.

Player 1: "I will get an Eye of Skadi!"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "What doesn't he know?"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "I don't get it"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 3: "So don't tell Skadi"
Me: "YES!! Gnomesang?"
Player 2: ....

skadi doesn't know by DTMango July 9, 2017

Katz Doesn't Know 

The art of not knowing what a particular subject means.

Based on a popular song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by band Lustra

Don't tell Katz, cause Katz doesn't know!

Katz Doesn't Know by cccooo1234 February 4, 2018

scotty doesn't know 

(n.) A sexual encounter with a man other than one's boyfriend or significant other. 'Scotty' -- though once a specific reference to an individual with that name -- acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. From the movie Eurotrip.


(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".

(n.) Jack's girlfriend affords me the occassional scotty doesn't know.

(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.

scotty doesn't know by Fiona December 8, 2004

Scotty Doesn't Know 

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!

Scotty Doesn't Know by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

scotty doesn't know 

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.

John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.

scotty doesn't know by Anti February 4, 2005