When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.
by Ace Abubakar April 14, 2021
Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.
person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!
person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-
Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.
person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-
Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.
by X64-Brendon June 3, 2009
Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.
by mc? June 26, 2012
"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"
1). Giving oral sex in the car
2). Felacio
3). Giving chrome dome
1). Giving oral sex in the car
2). Felacio
3). Giving chrome dome
Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.
Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.
That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets
Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.
That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets
by RICKJAMES/SOCAL February 5, 2010