9 definitions by mc?

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by mc? February 14, 2006

deathnique

A technique which causes death. Ninjas have a variety to choose from.

Sensei: I cannot teach you my ultimate deathnique, for I may have to use it against you one day, if evil clouds your mind.

by mc? April 5, 2010

strong-winded

If you are strong-winded, your natural gas is of a higher potency than the average person's. The smell can be toxic.

"Dave, you strong-winded mofo, roll down the window before we all pass out."

by mc? February 5, 2007

mammorable

A descriptor for a great pair of boobs that you will never forget.

Kelly has the best tits. They are so mammorable. I'll be able to picture them long after I've forgotten her name

by mc? February 12, 2014

DUBG

An abbreviation for Damn U Bill Gates. Can be used as a statement of frustration whenever anything goes wrong with any computer anywhere. Since he is the supreme overlord of computers, any problems are clearly his fault.

I just got 23 errors in a row when I tried to copy and paste, then all my programs shut down and I got a system self-destruct message.
DUBG!

by mc? September 9, 2005

dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

by mc? June 26, 2012

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by mc? March 17, 2011