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dickette
Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.
Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.
dickette by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008
Doelette
The word doelette/ doelet derives from nymphet. It is a nymphet slightly reinvented. A nymphet that has taken her power back and lives her life the way she wants however and whenever she wants. She’s an enticing dream girl. Vladimir Nabokov’s definition of nymphet is problematic and uncomfortable and doesn’t represent the community. Doelette does NOT fall into that definition. This aesthetic crosses with angel core, lolita, cottage core, and love core. Young girls with a powerful mature spirit, childlike ways, but old vintage souls with a devious spark. They’re like intoxicating immortal beings wrapped in a sweet dolly package. They’re unexpected, you never know their next move but they probably know yours. Most tend to like older men and listen to Lana Del Rey. Sexuality doesn’t play a part because this is an aesthetic/ way of being. Not all doelettes/nymphets like older men or men at all. It is what you make it.
Examples of doelettes:
- Alison Dilaurentis (Pretty Little Liars)
- Angela (American Beauty)
- Dolores Haze (Lolita)
- Adrian (The Crush)
- Davina Claire (The Originals)
- Lana Del Rey/ Lizzy Grant
- Angelina Jolie
- Marilyn Monroe
Examples of doelettes:
- Alison Dilaurentis (Pretty Little Liars)
- Angela (American Beauty)
- Dolores Haze (Lolita)
- Adrian (The Crush)
- Davina Claire (The Originals)
- Lana Del Rey/ Lizzy Grant
- Angelina Jolie
- Marilyn Monroe
“Did you see Carmen today? Such a little doelette.”
“Jade’s bambi eyes radiate doelette energy.”
“Lola wants to be an authentic doelette.”
“Jade’s bambi eyes radiate doelette energy.”
“Lola wants to be an authentic doelette.”
Doelette by lizzygrantsparkleheaven June 13, 2020
cocklette
cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012
Cocklette
That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
Cocklette by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013
dorkette
dorkette by George Jensen August 2, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.