Dober

To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.

Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!

Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?

Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!

by Emulioisddober February 13, 2016

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Dober cheeks

Using the Scottish phrase dober meaning cock. Dober cheeks can be applied to anyone who sucks alot of cock or used as an insult to offend someone who doesn't necessarily suck alot of cock.

It can be used to describe sluts or simply to wind up your friend with the shortest fuse.

Honestly this girl I'm seeing is minted, she totally has Dober cheeks.

by MintBerryCrunch14 October 20, 2011

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dober luck

Extraordinary luck that seems to be prevalent to a certain individual, despite all logic.

"I heard he won the lottery twice in a row...he's got dat dober luck".

by Fact-finder May 10, 2022

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Gis a gonk ya dober

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

by Katweeeee June 4, 2007

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