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A dober is the Glaswegian word for penis, normally used to insult someone. The word really got popular when a popular Scottish sketch show named 'Chewin' the Fat' used the word almost every week.
"Here you, your a dober!"
by John Wilson March 14, 2004
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The point in between being drunk and sober.
I'm still dober, i need more shots so i can black the fuck out!
by uhhh..... February 28, 2011
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the act of giving a boner. this term originated in a small ice cream parlor in the middle of pennsylvania one summer's eve and was thought to be an original, somewhat like the words of shakespeare, only less profound in meaning. the genius' involved in the making of the word were quite stund to find that it had already had a meaning on this fine website, but still feel that their definition suits best.
dude, that chrissy girl just dobbered me! its huge!
by caroline July 12, 2004
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another name for the town and port of Dover in england
We were stuck in dober all day because the french ferries were on strike

you flunched my dober
by Rath Roiben Rye May 25, 2008
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dober-the act of giving someone a boner. hmmm...well this word was created by a genius who wanted to get rid of an 8 year old in a cabose at an ice cream joint!!the word was thought to be made up, but then that person had nothing better to do, so they decided to look it up on this site, and found it!
dude...mel just dobered me!
by cric July 12, 2004
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To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.
Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!

Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?

Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!
by Emulioisddober September 17, 2016
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