Doads

Doads - used to describe female breast of any size, shape or form.

She has a cracking set of doads.

Man I would love to give her doads a diddy ride

Her doads swung back and forth in a frenzy as I took her from behind.

by Doadmaster March 25, 2009

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doade

Any of the leafy green plant substance, potent in power, for the purpose of doading.

We laughed like hyenas when we delt with the frosty doade.

by cmurph December 8, 2004

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1 : COMRADE, ASSOCIATE

2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : PEER b : one of a pair : MATE

3 : A slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a dildo or someone who is dildoesque in appearance or disposition.

4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social classes

5 : A masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a penis. Can also be used as a slur or term of endearment.

"Wow, you're are such a fucking doad!"

"That slut had a 14' doad in her purse"

"Doad! Its good to see you doad!"

"My shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, I was like the Liberty Bell!"

by Matphat June 9, 2004

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doad

scottish term for a shit,mainly use in the glasgow area

Jesus Christ man i gaging for a doad

Here man look at the size of my doad

That dog just doaded on my shoes

by Rodney Spank December 28, 2007

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doad

similar in origin to 'choad', however this variation means a penis that has a bellend that is several times wider than the shaft. This results in a curved, dome-like penis that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. Use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.

Also used as a term of abuse.

"Ouch, God damn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! It was a bad idea using it as a shield!"
"You can be a right doad sometimes Chris."

by Bellster July 12, 2006

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