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do you have stairs in your house 

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.
"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."
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Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.
person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....
Do you have parents? by Nacoji April 4, 2011

do you have stairs in your house 

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

Do you have a flag in your room? 

Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3
Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”

Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”

Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”

Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?" 

A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.

The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

No!

Do you have to go to the bathroom?

When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.
"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"