dizpare

the feeling you get when you realize that your spelling over an instant message conversation is nowhere near respectable and that you cant even pretend that your mistakes were simple typos

I fell into dizpare as i looked at google chat and saw my ridiculously dumb misspellings.

dizpare by asjdalkn May 11, 2011

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Diparette

A cigarette rolled using dip (smokeless tobacco) instead of cigarette tobacco and left to dry before smoking

Guy #1 - *Pulls out cigarette roller and can of Cope* Wanna smoke a diparette?

Guy #2 - *Gags and vomits uncontrollably*

Guy #1 - Suit yourself

Diparette by PerpetuallyMad October 19, 2010

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dizpare • Diparette • dispare • Disparency • Dizdarevic

dispare

You spelt Despair wrong idiot
Junko is ashamed

Jake: Do you like Dispare?
Abby: You spelt Despair wrong you fucking idiot

dispare by Despair_Queen August 27, 2021

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Disparency

When a piece of data does not fit with the rest of the data in the set.

A red car in a parking lot full of blue cars is a disparency.

Disparency by Disparent Parent. November 5, 2008

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Dizdarevic

Dizdarevic is a surname from Montenegro and
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Very rare and very beautiful.

Look DIZDAREVIC scored a goal.

Dizdarevic by Nidalko November 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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