Disastrophy 

Worse than both a disaster and a catastrophy

Meeting my in-laws for the first time was an absolute disastrophy.

Disastrophy by Lisa November 29, 2002

disastrophy 

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.

If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.

disastrophy by Jim Inman September 22, 2006

disastro 

Poorly maintained Chevrolet Astro driven by a reckless redneck, with T-Shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.

Watch Out! Neil's Disastro is going to hit a pedestrian!!

disastro by Neil Wrintalk March 21, 2007

disastrophe 

A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.

The flood was a disastrophe for that region of the United States.

disastrophe by Bob_Lob_law September 10, 2010

disastrophe 

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

disastrophe by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

Häagen-Dizaster by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

dizastix 

gets free shit
funny ass kid
crazy hacker

ladies im him guess his sn???

dizastix by bizzle March 22, 2005