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It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death
Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?
by Leon Rhinehart January 04, 2015

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(n.) A situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a clusterfuck all rolled into one.
When Marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastrophuck.
by The Jorge December 19, 2012

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