1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.

2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.

3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.
I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.

Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.
My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.
by Naban August 13, 2007
One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.
Divorce sucks ugh!
by Bunnies! July 29, 2011
Division of a marriage
Seperation of a family.
It often destroys the kids. and then they are never able to love again.
Exs, often get remarried to douches who the kids never like.
Jack and Jill are getting a divorce.
They tell Jane "they are still friends", but then never speak to each other again.
Their child Jane is now depressed.
Jill marries an ogre and Jack marries a slut.
Jane hates the step-parents, and runs away.
by happygoluckydog June 28, 2012
The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house
I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce
by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013
From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
by El Pelon Adrian February 20, 2010
There is actually no such thing as Divorce. So what ever, if you thought you were modern schmuck you had better think again the meaning of "redness" because all of you will blush before all one fine day when all is revealed: Boom ShickA Bow Wow.

When you're served a Divorce in the western world, and nobody ever mentioned it to ya but every rebound after your spouse bailed: The world of Algorithms came into view. A paper separation is just that: PAPER. Have you ever heard of White Paper Crime. Well, a Divorce; if you have one is just that. A Contractual Law Violation; a Breach of Contract.

To possess a Divorce means that you ought to have honestly subjected yourself to an inventory of your contracts. CHECKING the dates and facts are only the beginning besides taxes. *This will tell you Who's WHO.
A man married one of a pair of sisters, divorces one & marries the sibbling. Hard to figure that this person & his ex's sibbling are raising his daughter: a Niece. Divorce of mistaken order.

A woman married EUtrash he didn't know his bride to be & did not understand old records. Once married discovered he married into FRAUD. Who's fraud man? Prematurely obtaining for himself a "Divorce". How could anyone continue upholding such a thing with all this revealed?

A young maiden marries a noble prince. A Reservation Princess forgets to give him a Bill of Divorcement, keeps his shit as trophies & goes on ahead to make the biggest mistake of her tribes affairs. Technically, not Divorced had under Duress married another. Moral: It is never too late to say: Mybad, you were the best thing that ever happened to me.

Straight from Holland: A Heterosexually confused female; of liberal family, marries thinking to rescue a transgender lover of many years. One who is actually not a lesbian but a man who was contemplating a sex change. Suddenly.. a change of mind. Has this individual restored during the loving diligence that upheld favour? Should these Divorce for coming into a marriage w/reverse roles & trampled identity? ~Upa, nope. Both fabulously gorgeous people; stunning to look at & not at all vain what so ever, soon removing from the masses. The babies which would come ought to be in a documentary. Retracking definitions these now preceded to call their Divorce: New Terms Contract.
by Holland Upa! February 14, 2014

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