14 definitions by Vladimir

crackah

a slave driver fron the 1800's..... do the research

my great garndaddy was a crackah for your grandaddy nigger

by Vladimir April 17, 2004

pre-nup

Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce.

Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.

by Vladimir January 25, 2004

divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.

You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup

by Vladimir January 25, 2004

Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.

"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"

by Vladimir October 25, 2004

motards

Drivers from the state of Utah

"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"

by Vladimir December 19, 2004

blog

Short for weblog. Blogs originally had purpose when the few people who had them actually had interesting and/or informative things to say. These blogs still exist, and are quite enjoyable to read, however the advent of blogger.com and livejournal.com has changed this once meaningful application into utter shit, allowing every day idiots to write about how shitty their lives are and why everyone should care.

Good Blog: Informative news, real humor and entertainment. Often build and published by someone with a brain.

Bad Blog: "School sucks", what you had for lunch, why your depressed because your 14 year old boyfriend dumped you and its the end of the world.

by Vladimir June 8, 2005

Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

by Vladimir December 3, 2004