Known expression:
What is 0 divided by 0?
Some people say it's 0, some people say it's 1, some people say it's undefined, some people say it's infinity and some people say that it's Not a Number. Only one of these answers are correct. The correct one is that it's Not a Number.
1:
You: Hey siri, what's 0 divided by 0?
Siri: Intermediate
2:
You asking to 10 people in 5 groups: What's 0 divided by 0?
1st group: Infinity
2nd group: It's not a number.
3rd group: It's undefined!
4th group: It's 0.
5th group: It's 1.
You: Group 2 wins!
The answer is 0, If you divide a number by 0, the answer is 0. But if you divide a number by the same number, it is 1, but 0 is less than 1. So the answer is 0.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'