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Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

Diveydavey

An epic runescape player and youtube video maker.
I wish I was as epic as Diveydavey
Diveydavey by lovesdivey June 30, 2009
Daver is you, not she, not dayer, but you!
Erick: Daver!
Sean: Daverrrr!
Julian: Daverrrr!
The Furry: Daver?? What's that?
Erick: Daver is you! Not she, not dayer, but you!!
Daver by William Mellis December 29, 2020

Wood-Daver 

A pinecone bird feeder like they used to make in Girl Scouts, where you put peanut butter and the pinecone and roll it in bird seed. I don't know whey Strong Sad named them wood davers, though. He must have been REALLY hopped up, man.
You wanna make some wood davers with me? I got pinecones, I got peanut butter!
Wood-Daver by Raven December 24, 2003
Daver- an affectionate term for someone named Dave, often used in a silly and friendly way.
"Hey, its the Daver! What's up, man?"
Daver by Shimei January 28, 2005

Wood daver

A wood daver once made at summer camp by me and strong sad is a pinecone stuffed with peanut butter then rolled in bird seed then hung up and used as a bird feeder.

thank you yes I am an ex-summer-camping loser
We were supposed to make a wood daver in arts and crafts today but insead I went to the lake and made out with Bobby.
Wood daver by 80.Bug January 15, 2004