Going Dutch on a kayak 

when you are giving four dudes hand jobs at the same time, 2 in each hand like skiing but more intense

Tatiana: whatd you do last night?
Hayley: I was with Josh, Matt, Sean and Casey and I was going Dutch on a kayak. It was an orgy, basically.

Going Dutch on a kayak by FunstuffAllover December 15, 2011

Dutch On Sushi 

Taking a nice woman out for a dinner, splitting the bill, and then returning to a night of fun at her place filled with bondage, ending with you farting in her face and untying her before you leave, never to be seen again.

Heather put me in the friend zone, but at least I got her to go dutch on sushi with me before it was for sure.

Dutch On Sushi by Buzzy55 December 31, 2013

Dutch on a rug 

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

Dutch on a rug by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016

dutch oven on the dive 

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.

Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

dutch oven on the dive by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

Dutch Carry On 

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.

My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.

Dutch Carry On by BTY2021 June 27, 2021

one for the ditch 

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar

Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".

one for the ditch by hardknees June 2, 2009

Dutch Onion 

n. feces in one's underwear while riding in the car with other passengers v. the act of dutch onioning

Evan dutch onioned himself while driving to his grandparents house; his parent were .

Dutch Onion by classiest January 24, 2011