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distrohopper 

A distrohopper is someone that keeps switching from one linux distribution to another, not with the intention to just test a certain Linux distribution, but with the illusion to find the perfect Linux distribution that suits all his/her needs and to install that as his/her main Operating System. Ofcours that distro does not exist.

excuses for the distrohopper: not the latest version of a certain application, a certain feature is not available in his current distro but it is available in distro X, he/she suddenly hates the theme of his current distro and distro X has this nice iconset
distrohopper by deNiros April 27, 2008
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distropointing 

(adj): a combination of stressful, distressful, and overall dissapointing
a had such a distropointing day at work today, you wouldn't believe it.
distropointing by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2014

distractoid 

When a bully or a narker makes a statement about themselves to distract others from a fact or truth someone just said --- by the time the bully / narker is done speaking, everyone has forgotten what was previously discussed...much like extreme weather changes, it leaves people confused and can cause physical headaches and nausea.
Dammit! --- Martin did it again --- his distractoid about his role as a brand champion made us forget the topic at hand, and, strangely, everyone was a little nauseous after he spoke....the meeting was quickly adjourned.
distractoid by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

Distructo Disk 

A high power attack Krillin from the anime series Dragon Ball can use in Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT
Krillin defended 18 and Marin from a falling pillar with his Distructo Disk
Distructo Disk by nebolian July 24, 2011

distructobot 

To be the purest form of mayhem & distruction all in one neat package. Used to define somone who is almost robotic and systematic at pwning life, and destroys all.
No, he's not just awesome, he is a distructobot
distructobot by The Distructobot January 20, 2009

distractogapter 

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.
While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .
distractogapter by tacokid November 1, 2013

Distractor 

A person who continually carries on a conversation on an instant messaging program even though he/she knows you are are trying to complete an important homework assignment or peice of coursework.
Distractor: Yo sup? heres some useless information
Hard Worker: leave me alone im trying to educate myself
Distractor by Kieran Patel March 12, 2007