distended tube sock 

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

distended tube sock by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

Disgender 

A being who believes themselves to be completely outside the idea of gender and sex and opposes their existence as constructs in their totality.

Hey are you a boy or a girl?
I'm actually disgender and don't believe those are concepts that exist.

Disgender by Danthesexyhotman June 15, 2020

Social Distanced Stroll 

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.

I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.

Social Distanced Stroll by timbre February 22, 2021

Distanced 

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

Distanced by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009

disterned 

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

disterned by S.P May 23, 2008

Dystender 

(Noun) A fictional potion that is commonly used for healing. It can be used to cure major and minor wounds, with the exchange of dying if more than 3 dosages is consumed.

(Both singular and plural.)

After being wounded, he drank some dystender to recover.

Dystender can be found in multiple temples for healing.

Dystender by sandwichpain October 21, 2022

distanced 

to break up a relationship.

Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.

distanced by kip seeks September 2, 2010