dissappearing panda 

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it

Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.

dissappearing panda by Devin H May 4, 2006

Dissappearing Act 

When a girl makes a male's whole penis literally dissappear down her throat.

Damn that crazy chick pulled a dissappearing act on me last night.

Dissappearing Act by Too Blowed March 21, 2004

Disappearing Ass Syndrome 

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

Disappearing Ass Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

Disappearing Panda 

When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.

As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."

Disappearing Panda by spacetrucker February 17, 2008

Disappearing Panda 

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

Disappearing Panda by Special Ed February 2, 2005

Disappearing Pastry Chef 

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

Disappearing Pastry Chef by zihb November 6, 2023

disappearing eggroll 

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

disappearing eggroll by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004