Something that gives support, endurance, or strength but only in minimal amounts due to a lack of quality, flavor or nutritional value. Usually sought out in between paychecks and/or after a night of heavy drinking.
After finding McDonald's closed, Gary found the disgustenance he sought in the late nightdrive-thru at Taco Bell.
1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.
Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!