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Once an uplifting lexicon which was okay to watch every once in a while. Today, it's a preppy tenny bopper channel consisting of actors spawned in a genetics lab. Everything on Disney Chennel is overrated, such notable shows and actors include:

A show about a hefty psychic played by Raven Symone.
A show about living in a hotel with Ashley Tisdale as a receptionist. As a matter of fact. The scientists modded her to 23 years old because she was given "sensitive" traits.
A show about kids who think they are Harry Potter, such as Selena Gomez.
The Jonas Brothers, the most overrated band in history who make cameo appearances in all of Disney's modern day shows, and even had a TV Movie with Demi Lovato, which was awful. What kind of name is "Demi" anyway?
A bratty Disney Couple who also got their own documentaries. Vanessa Hudgens, can be summed up as a Filipino Paris Hilton who dresses sluttier. And Zac Enron-- I mean Zac Efron, who is clearly an idiot.
And the brattiest of all, Miley Cyrus who stars in a show about a country hick who is secretly a pop diva, that has sold out in concerts and marketing ploys.

All shows are unreal, with actors that are unreal who all can't sing. Infact the only real word they know is "gimme". A big shame comes from the American people who actually believe that they are perfect when clearly they are not even living humans.
Disney Channel Actors: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Normal peroson: No.
Disney Channel Actors: Waaaaaaaaahh! Ahhhhhhhh!
by Douglas J. Falcon December 29, 2008
 
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The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.
That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.
by Wasabimoto March 27, 2007
 
9.
Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.
If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.
by benth July 10, 2008
 
10.
Fox with less cussing.
Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....
by evilmuffin July 18, 2005
 
11.
The reason Disney sucks today. Disney channel has produced many stupid shows such as : JONAS, Hannah-Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, That's So Raven, and stupid movies such as the High Shool Musical series. If Walt Disney were still alive, Disney would be great but they dropped all the awesome cartoons for this new garbage. All of the Disney Channel's shows have people laughing in them when they're not even funny! The channel appeals to children around the ages of 5-13.
Man 1: Do you like the Disney Channel?

Man 2: No! Its sucks!!
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
 
12.
A Channel that used to be a good network for Disney cartoons like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, The Proud Family, Dave the Barbarian, Buzz on Maggie, The Emperor's New School, American Drangon Jake Long and Lilo and Stitch.

But Now it's Channel full of reality sitcom crap like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life and Cory in the House.

The only good and animated show that comes on at an appropriate time on Disney is Phineas and Ferb. I'm not going to lie. It's an awesome show and it's funny and cute.

Disney Channel used to have so many cartoons for me and my kid cousins to watch together, but now those moronic executives think stuff like singing brats like Hannah and Jonas and Constant laugh tracks will be good.

It's not. I just wish it would show just go back into a toon network for sweet kids so it can be worth watching again. They don't need Playhouse Disney. It's for babies.
Disney Channel news to get rid of all the reality sitcom crap and put the cartoons back. They can keep Phineas and Ferb.
by DisneyToonFan January 08, 2010
 
14.
Possibly the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. The whole channel is devoted to preppy, chipper teens who compel you to rake out your hair and/or throw yourself over a cliff. The majority of these young 'stars' end up as drug addicts e.g. Lindsay Lohan. She started off as a super cute bubblegum blowing tween - look where she is now.
The programs themselves are equally, if not more, annoying. They may be set in different places, but the plot and characters are all the same. They basically consist of a teenage girl, who is supposed to go to a 'normal' high school (it's so normal that all the teens in this school are perfect little angles who respect one another and never swear) who do nothing but hang around their lockers all day shouting "Totally Awesome!" in screeching voices, and at the end they learn a lesson about how important friends are. This is not only patronizing but builds up false hope for eleven-year-old girls, who believe that when they go to high school it will all be a song and dance and the greatest trouble they will have is forgetting homework. These girls will become pregnant because they have not been forewarned.
Girl 1: "Omigod, I'm pregnant!"
Girl 2: "I told you that it wasn't like the disney channel in real life. You expected it to be like a sunny musical number, but because nobody told you high school isn't like that, you don't know any better."
by PimpMyYak May 10, 2009