a mustache on one's face that makes him look like a disgusting pedophile and/or a creepy pervert.
Ew check out that disgustache raping his face.
by lc1188 March 21, 2009
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The upper lip facial hair that is most often seen being sported by middle school boys who think this disproportionate, premature, and unevenly distributed mustache-like fuzz elevates them in popularity, generally having the opposite effect.
That's a Disgustache. It looks like some melted chocolate dried on your face. Get rid of it or I won't hang out with you anymore.
by hearingcolor May 29, 2010