a mustache on one's face that makes him look like a disgusting pedophile and/or a creepy pervert.
Ew check out that disgustache raping his face.
by lc1188 March 21, 2009
The upper lip facial hair that is most often seen being sported by middle school boys who think this disproportionate, premature, and unevenly distributed mustache-like fuzz elevates them in popularity, generally having the opposite effect.
That's a Disgustache. It looks like some melted chocolate dried on your face. Get rid of it or I won't hang out with you anymore.
by hearingcolor May 29, 2010