When you are having intercourse with your lady friend from behind, and you pull out and try to insert in the back door, she cocks her head sideways and says "Enh enh! Enh enh!" like a disgruntled porpoise
I was getting it on with that girl I picked up at the bar last night, and when I tried to get a little Heiney love, she gave me the disgruntled porpoise!
by Birf May 10, 2012
by some n00b March 22, 2005
A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).
Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
by Dr. RSMiller January 17, 2012
When near ejaculation in the doggie-style position, extinguish your cigarette by plunging it into the small of the woman's back. Her anal/vaginal muscles will contract tightly while you blow your load on her back.
I gave her the Disgruntled Fireman last night, and she's pretty pissed off. I don't think I'll be seeing her again.
by dissguy November 5, 2009
The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.
Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?
by TrE3333 October 27, 2010
A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.
Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."
Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
by Murray Rothbard April 6, 2008
Disgruntled employee is a person that was not qualified for the job, but was insisting so much, and begging to the employer to give him/her a chance and hire him/her. Then, after he/she is on the job, he feels he is entitled to do whatever he wants now, and employer is now his prisoners because of labor laws and OH&S laws, and other laws. In his heart, he hates manager, the company, and the job that is generously paying for his bills while he even does not deserve it. He/she does not try to improve his skills and feels it is the manager's job to teach him/her everything, when he/she feels he/she is in the mood to learn anything new.
He/she does not work and wastes time, and his/her intentions are to use the company as much as possible, and use it as a stepping stone to find his/her next victim employer. Disgruntled employee is a person that other employers should be aware of and try not become his/her next victim.
He/she does not work and wastes time, and his/her intentions are to use the company as much as possible, and use it as a stepping stone to find his/her next victim employer. Disgruntled employee is a person that other employers should be aware of and try not become his/her next victim.
I hired Mr. ABIAAAAAMAbola last year. He presented himself to be a very professional person and asked me to give him a chance. After one month on the job, he did not deliver any tasks I asked him to do and was making people go around circles. I eventually laid him off. He went and made several claims under OH&S and Labor laws, which both were rejected. He gave us lots of headaches. Mr. ABIAAAAAMAbola was a disgruntled employee.
by Paul - The Great April 20, 2020