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disconbobulated 

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.
emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor
disconbobulated by Alex August 12, 2004

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.
Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

Diskombobulator 

a Diskombobulator is a device that increases the power of cars when it is added to the gear knob. it is commonly found on subaru imprezas/legacy wagons between the years of 1990-2002.

Generally cars without this device are exceedingly slow and tend to break down shortly after 150,000kms.
person 1:dude, steves car broke down the other day!
person 2:why?
person 1:turns out it didnt have a Diskombobulator and it had done nearly 160,000kms
person 2:ah so it must have been fucked from when he got it
Diskombobulator by beef_stew September 10, 2010

Disconbobulation 

She was disconbobulated after that bump

The disconbobulation of the next morning was to much to handle

disconbobulated 

im really fuckin broken and it hurts
ive just fallen and im all disconbobulated
disconbobulated by gav n nick April 14, 2006

disconbobulate 

disconbobulate by Jason Paublo 5 October 23, 2008