Diapering 

Diapering: The act of changing, taking off, putting on diapers. The process of changing a diaper.

While at the local park, I observed two young mothers diapering their babies.

Diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

Disappearing Ass Syndrome 

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

Disappearing Ass Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

Diapering 

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your upper body less constricted. This is usually done while drinking copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other inexpensive beers in an ocean or lake.

We had a blast on JB's boat the other day. We were just diapering all day in the lake ripping Blue Ribbons.

Diapering by sillyrascal August 24, 2010

Double diapering

The process of putting two diapers on a baby or child, rather than one. Mothers who use cloth diapers on their children quite often use the option of 'double diapering'.

At the dayhome double diapering was always done for naptime, and night-time.

Double diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 8, 2006

Disappearing Panda 

When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.

As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."

Disappearing Panda by spacetrucker February 17, 2008

Disappearing Panda 

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

Disappearing Panda by Special Ed February 2, 2005

Disappearing Pastry Chef 

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

Disappearing Pastry Chef by zihb November 6, 2023