dirunktions

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

by CorbinH. December 15, 2007

Dirunktions

Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.

Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions

by Henron760 July 15, 2011