Dirty Tebow

When a person (man or woman) Tebows and then furiously begins to masturbate with their right hand.

Yo brah!!! I just totally Dirty Tebowd all over myself!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!

Dirty Tebow by 69ing chipmunks October 29, 2012

Dirty Tebow

this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.

This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.

Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.

Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.

Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.

Dirty Tebow by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011

Dirty Tebow

Very similar but not to be confused with "the Dirty Sanchez." The Dirty Tebow is when you're doing anal, pull out and instead of drawing a mustache above the girl's lip you draw a streak under each of her eyes. The result looking like she's wearing those dark things Tim Tebow puts on his face on gameday. Writing a message in either streak is optional.

"I thought about trying to get back together with Cathy, but I don't want to touch that since I know Nate gave her a Dirty Tebow."

Dirty Tebow by YellaBird February 8, 2010